Saturday's 25th October
The good news was that we didn't have to get on the bus until 10am!
Lots of leisurely breakfasts, catching up on emails and walks. Kerryn and I wandered through the Victoria Gardens which was a very typical beautifully maintained English garden. Some of the topiary was remarkable although it was difficult to identify some of the animals created by careful pruning.
A few of our number - not naming any names! - looked a little weary after having ended the night with some wild dancing with some Malaysian guests. Apparently there was singing involved as well. But what happens on the dance floor stays on the dance floor!
During the down time yesterday Ursula took the short cut through the golf course and had a chat to the Security guard whose main job seemed to be clearing leaves from the greens. He complained that the trees dropped leaves all year long and funnily enough they were gum trees. Apparently the President and the Prime Minister have houses adjoining the golf course. When Ursula asked if they played golf he told her that they had golf clubs and the right clothes but never actually played!
We set off in the bus and after a few winding kilometres we decanted into some small buses for the trip up the narrow dirt road to the top of a mountain. We spotted a huge rectangular multistorey white building at the Heritage Estate from a few kilometres away. It was the original tea factory built by the English plantation owners in the 1800s, which has now been converted into a boutique hotel. The estate also consists of houses with small thriving vegetable gardens: the homes of the tea pluckers and other staff. In their heyday they had schools and health services provided by the plantation owners.
In the early days huge numbers of Tamils from India were brought in by the English to work long hours for minimal pay. These days, following independence in 1948, the plantations are owned by Sri Lankans with some foreign investment.
Surrounded by endless low tea bushes in orderly rows for as far as the eye could see, the tea factory stands out for miles. We arrived to be presented with warm towels and a cup of very fragrant tea. An older man came around to each of us and put a dab of turmeric in the centre of our foreheads which felt cool as it dried.
Little did we know that we were expected to earn our keep by actually plucking tea! But before we could start we had to be dressed appropriately in brightly coloured cotton saris. The 'dressers' managed to get 6 metres of fabric securely wrapped around each one of us using one piece of cotton tape around our waists and one safety pin at our shoulders. Quite a feat!
Then we were presented with huge baskets with a wide cotton tape attached so we could support the basket by placing the cotton tape across our foreheads. Let me tell you that before a single leaf was placed in the basket they weighed quite a bit. A few people complained of sore necks and backs before we even made it down the hill to the tea bushes.
All of those romantic pictures of tiny smiling Sri Lankan women gaily tossing leaves into their baskets bore no resemblance to 21 of us trying not to tangle our saris in the bushes and, even more difficult, trying to toss the tiny leaves into the baskets! My first six attempts resulted in only two leaves actually ending up in the basket so I decided it would be better to wear it like a shoulder bag for the sake of accuracy.
There was a slight incident when Ursula and her sari parted company after she fell over - but good news! - none of her tea fell out of her basket. One of the 'dressers' headed down the slope to do 'remedial dressing' so Ursula could extricate herself, and her sari, from the bushes.
After some time the muddy ground, the weight of the baskets, the headaches and the slope of the hill took their toll and when I looked up we seemed to have more 'supervisors' from our group than tea pluckers. Barbara (at 83) had been given the honorary title of tea superintendent, but there seemed to be a lot of tea pluckers vying for the title.
With some relief we were told to tramp back up the hill and we deposited our leaves into one basket. Just let me say that given our poor productivity and the working conditions none of us are thinking of a career change! It was a lot of fun but between the lot of us we barely picked a quarter of a basket and probably not enough for a cup of tea each.
This photo shows the product of an hours worth of sweat and toil on my part; just a bit short of the 18kgms per day needed to make a subsistence salary!
Next was a session on the actual tea-making process using some very old machinery imported from Britain over a century ago. We learnt (but may not have retained) the difference between pekoe, flowery pekoe, orange pekoe etc but it is true that the finest leftover tea is used in tea bags (and pay attention Mum and Dad, the Bi-lo teabags are probably even worse tea dust!).
Then it was off to lunch which was presented with great panache and the simultaneous lifting of silver cloches covering our main courses.
A quick peruse of the tea shop resulted in a few purchases. Then we were presented with a couple of bags of tea as we left, which was a lovely touch. As we drove away we all agreed that it was a great experience.
Back to the hotel via Lake Gregory - yet another incongruous English name!
Then we went our separate ways to rest, read, walk or shop.
Then Sally, Jenny and I had a very funny experience. We took ourselves off to the bazaar to buy locally manufactured cheap gortex parkas and runners, which we did very successfully. Just as we were about to leave, the heavens opened and it absolutely poured, as only monsoonal rain can. Struggling with our purchases we managed to put on our rain jackets and climb into a tuk tuk. They are really designed for two people but we managed to get the three of us, plus our purchases, jammed into the tiny bench seat. The sides of the tuk tuk were covered in black rubberised fabric so we were quite snug.
We were all struggling to get out money to pay the tuk tuk driver when I removed my purse from my bag which was resting on my knees, and THE ENTIRE BAG SLID OUT THE SIDE OF THE TUK TUK AND LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
The driver kept going, totally oblivious, until I yelled "STOP! " at which point he did , right in the middle of the road. I peeked out the side of the tuk tuk to see my bag getting drenched in the pouring rain and another tuk tuk stopped, protecting it from being run over by a large bus behind.
Our tuk tuk driver did a speedy U-turn and pulled up next to my bag, and I gracefully leaned out of the tuk tuk and retrieved my sodden bag and off we went. We laughed hysterically all of the way back to the hotel and overpaid the smiling driver who found the whole incident very amusing ,to the point where he had found it difficult to drive straight as he was laughing so much.
Everything in the bag was intact as it's a Crumpler bag ( just a bit of a plug Janis! ) and the fabric saved everything inside from the water - including my camera.
We staggered into the hotel, dripping wet and slightly hysterical, having survived quite an adventure!
Tonight we are dining in the Tea Salon and having a tea- themed dinner which will be fun. There is also the threat of more singing and dancing but we shall see what happens.
your very relieved and slightly damp correspondent
Dianne
PS: Dinner was superb, and followed some delightful cocktails. Two very cool SL guys with great voices sang whilst we ate, and fortunately had a wider repertoire than previous places (although it appears to be compulsory to sing at least one John Denver song every night at every venue: I personally will be happy to never hear Take Me Home ever again!).
As the night progressed the music inspired everyone to get up and dance. And I mean everyone. We had already been of interest to some of the other guests, some of whom just stood at the door and watched us talk and laugh. By the time the night ended we had the staff - from the bellboy to the chef to the Manager watching with big smiles - you could see the Manager was desperate to have a dance but couldn't quite let himself go and join in. Some of the other guests just joined in, but the stars of the night were Prashani, Thushara and our bus driver whose name is so complicated I can't attempt to spell it. They were fabulous and everyone had a great time. There's something about being a part of a group of women who simply don't care what others think that is very liberating! DA